He's Back

By Jeff Simpson

A while ago, we exposed gnatsie Benjamin Riche as a fake profile troll on facebook going by the completely unoriginal name Allen Wrench.  As the Gnatsie's do when they get exposed to the light, they run like cowards and "allen wrench" disappeared.  

Proving two rules about the Gnatsies, they have absolutely no lives and they do not have any creativity between them, Benjamin Riche is back trolling for a friend to talk to. 

This time as George Allen Wrench.  

Ben, baby, I still recommend a vacation.   Pay for it, you NEED it! 


PS:  Leave the  "I love Scott Walker" apparel at home, even the ladies at Chicken ranch have limits!   

Allen Wrench

By Jeff Simpson

Last week, we brought you the story of Benjamin Riche, one of the many Gnatsie's in WI whose sole purpose in life is to sit behind a computer and support Scott Walker anonymously.  Riche was exposed and still tried to deny his involvement in the BS, racism, bigotry and harassment that the Knot My Wisconsin(gnatsies) crew are known for.  


I recently received some information that shows that they are more annoying, immature, petty, uneducated and dangerous than I originally thought!   It seems that Mr. Riche, having no life of his own, has created multiple personalities on facebook.

 Here is Riche talking to himself:

One in particular he calls himself Allen Wrench(seriously)! As you can see by perusing his profile, he even gave himself a family and calls himself a retired union ironworker(the signs of a disturbed individual).   I truly hope that Mr. Riche does not have a CCW license!

It turns out that while Mr. Riche has serious issues that need to be dealt with, he is not very creative.  Allen Wrench is his secret agent name?  That is the best he could come up with?

Considering yourself some sort of facebook secret agent is one thing, but to then try and be creative with it and fail so massively is an entirely different story.

Riche makes Maxwell Smart look like James Bond!

 Cockroaches never play very well out in the bright sunlight and the more we expose them the mold of the gnatises will fade away with time.  

My advice to Mr. Riche and the rest of the gnatsies....take a vacation!  I recommend Pahrump, Nevada where the Chicken Ranch is waiting for you! 

Seriously Benny, spend the money(or put it on your credit card and pay later)...it will be the best 15 seconds of your life and will help you realize how ridiculous your life has been up until now!