God Takes To Twitter

Nuff Said.

Christ, Give Me Strength

 Today on Facebook Scott Walker posted this simple post. 

Governor Scott Walker

Philippians 4:13

In case you were wondering:

  

Philippians 4:13

New King James Version (NKJV)

¹³ I can do all things through Christ^[a] who strengthens me.

Apparently, Jesus is now in the divide and conquer game:

But the one thing Christ can't seem to do is create jobs in WI:

  

Apparently even Christ is unable to create jobs in Wisconsin. 

The agency also reported that Wisconsin did not add any new private-sector jobs in January.

There is of course the rumor that Christ was busy reading the Walkerdocs, since there were 28,000 of them and nothing says "Living through Christ" like a bunch of racist emails!  

We at Cog Dis always break the stories and this is no exception, we have exclusive footage of Scott Walker on his phone call from God!