Showing posts with label Sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarcasm. Show all posts

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Radio Appearance Delayed One Day

There's some bad news and some good news:

The bad news is that due to technical difficulties, the Sara Schultz Show will not be aired today, so you won't have to hear my nasally voice.

The good news is that she, and subsequently, I, will be on tomorrow at the same time.

And, it should go without saying, I blame Scott Walker for the technical difficulties. He's afraid of what I have to say and is trying to keep you from hearing the truth.

Monday, February 1, 2010

The SuperBowl: The Devil's Playground

From WAOW-TV9:
A national conservative political activist group is urging people not to watch the Super Bowl this year, and instead read a book about politics or history. Mark Dice, spokesman for The Resistance, calls football the "opiate of the masses" and says Americans' obsession with sports is partially to blame for the decline of country.

"Most Americans know more about football than they do about the Constitution or their political leaders," says Mark Dice, who last week posted a video on YouTube showing him gathering signatures on a petition to repeal the First Amendment to prove his point. "People yell and scream at the TV when their team messes up, but they aren't even aware when politicians pass legislation that will cause higher taxes, deeper government dept[sic], or violate the Constitution."

"This Super Bowl Sunday we are urging people to leave their televisions turned off and do something productive like reading a book," he says. Dice suggests that parents ask their children for their civics book or any text book about American history and begin reading it.

"Imagine how fast we could stop the corruption in Washington DC if every weekend, instead of 60,000 people traveling to a stadium to watch a football game, that many people would march outside the capitol," explains Dice. "Unfortunately, professional sports are the opiate of the masses and keep people distracted from what's actually important."

I blame Ted Thompson for creating the whole Favre melodrama, distracting Wisconsin from the good path. Ted Thompson works for Satan!