WISGOP's Memorial Day Mishaps

 Memorial Day is one of the few days of the year when Republicans like to pretend to give a damn about the brave men and women who serve to protect our nation.  Fitting that description to a tee was Tom Trumpfany, who was out and about, glad-handing, and pretending to honor our fallen soldiers:

Naturally, Trumpfany made no mention of how much he honored our vets when he voted to cut services, housing, health care, and food assistance for tens of thousands of vets.  What a guy!

Another point is that the Milwaukee County Republicans, who apparently have already given up on winning in their county, went to Elm Grove to help Tiffany, sharing the same picture:

If you look closely, you'll see Will Martin, WISGOP's chosen candidate for Lt. Governor, standing next to Trumpfany:

Yet neither Trumpfany nor the Milwaukee County Republicans mentioned Martin. Could it be because he's Black?  Given their track record, it could very well be why they are dissing him like that.

WISGOP Settles For Fourth String Candidate

This past weekend was the state convention for the Republican Party of Wisconsin.  Among the activities were a lot of drinking and then picking out which candidates they were endorsing. The results were unintentionally and unironically hilarious.

They decided to endorse their fourth-string candidate, Tom Trumpfany Tiffany.  Early in 2025, WISGOP was begging their two favorite carpetbaggers, Eric Hovde and Tim Michels, to return to Wisconsin and run, but neither one wanted to throw away their millions to lose yet another election.  Later in 2025, during their state convention, Josh Schoemann won the straw poll.  However, Schoemann dropped out due to lacking the testicular fortitude to stand up to President Pedo when he endorsed his little bitch Tiffany.

Anyone who has been following Tiffany's social media timelines knows that Tiffany is a racist.  He is constantly harping about immigrants who are alleged to have committed a crime while ignoring the exponentially larger number of white, US-born citizens who have committed the same crimes.  

In a twist of irony, WISGOP took that information and chose to endorse Will Martin, a Black man, to be their Lt. Governor candidate.  

Oh, wouldn't you love to be a fly in the Tiffany campaign war room for the rest of the summer?  I bet it's a laugh riot.