Give Paul Ryan Some Credit!

Capper wrote recently about Paul Ryan (R - Wall St), and his slight exaggeration of his marathon time. Andy Borowitz has been writing non stop about Paul Ryan's accomplishments! 

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a dramatic narrative that could upstage this week’s Democratic National Convention, Rep. Paul Ryan (R., Wisc.) gave reporters today a detailed account of the fateful day he killed Osama bin Laden.

So I think, since we all know and love Paul Ryan and his accomplishments, tell us your favorite!   

My personal favorite is when he won the iditarod back in the 90's and the 7 Gold Medals in the 1972 Olympics.....

Rumor has it Disney has bought the rights to his life, to star in the World's Greatest Athlete Sequel!