By Steve Carlson and Jeff Simpson
It’s tough
to watch a once great man tumbling into decline. There was a time when human Foghorn Leghorn and occasional Topo Gigio impersonator James Wigderson was a genuine force in Wisconsin
conservative politics. A time when the unrelentingly raw, merciless stench of
his haphazardly hyperbolic and buffoonishly bellicose rhetoric could not be
ignored, much like your aging, alcoholic uncle’s periodontitis scented
halitosis wafting across the picnic table at a close quarter family reunion on
a hot Sunday afternoon. But no more.
A quick
perusal of the Not Quite Right Wisconsin website, where Wigderson serves as
editor, reveals a recent body of work woefully bereft of substance, wit or
originality. There are small minded ramblings
about Mandela Barnes and bongs, Milwaukee street cars and bikes, that Scot
Ross, essentially, is an asshole, and so on and so forth.
The majority
of Wigderson’s output, though, appears
to be little more than a parroting of the latest press release from the misnomerly
named “ Wisconsin Institute for Law and
Liberty” , the
Bradley Foundation funded old white guy club where “ ride to the sound of the
guns “ seems to be the corporate motto. Law, Liberty, Guns. Sounds kind of like
a Warren Zevon song!
Wigderson’s
articles so dutifully repeat WILL’s views on everything from health care
policy, to DPI powers, to school choice that, against one’s will, an image
slowly comes to mind of Wiggy perched precariously on WILL CEO Rick Esenberg’s
lap, his jaw flapping in time to an unseen and unheard metronome while
Esenberg’s lips seem to barely move. Try
to unsee that!
It’s a neat
trick though one shudders to wonder where Esenberg’s forearm has been. Note to Esenberg:
you can now get hand cleaning towels by the
bucket!
I imagine seeing his mug on public service billboards posted along highways throughout Wisconsin. The caption would read: This Is The Face Of White Supremacy
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