Friday, December 14, 2018

The Walker Legacy

By Jeff Simpson
Yesterday, as Scott Walker keeps trying to burn the state down on his way out of town, he decided it would be a good day to hand 28 million of our taxpayer dollars to Kimberly Clark.  Walker, the self proclaimed "fiscal conservative" was very proud of himself after.

I want this to be my legacy," Walker said. 

Kimberly Clark currently has plans to lay off up to 5500 workers, while also enjoying an operating profit last year of $3.3 Billion dollars.     Unfortunately for Scott Walker, he has made a habit of sending millions of our dollars to companies that have profits in the billions, so this final(hopefully) giveaway, will not be his legacy.

However after eight long years, what Scott Walker's legacy will be is open to date.  Let's take a look at some options.

1.  The first option, is the infamous video where Scott Walker tells his boss the strategy he has to screw over the working class of WI. 

2.  The next option would be, when, shortly after his inauguration, he called his cabinet together and told them to get ready, because he planned on "dropping a BWOMB on the people of WI."   Which led to this:

and this:

3.  The next option would be the Senators heading to Illinois, the recall and probably the real highlight of Walker's career - the fake phone call with "Charles Koch" which turned into the most honest 10 minutes of his life. 

4.  Which led to the beginning of the Solidarity singers.  When you are a complete partisan tribal hack the way Scott Walker is, you get disgusted anytime a group of people you disagree with gather in public.  Which led to Scott Walker and the WISGOP completely dismissing the first amendment, and arresting anyone who looked liberal and stepped foot in the Capitol (at great cost to the taxpayers).  Here is American hero Will Williams getting manhandled for daring to be in the people's house. 
5.  There was also the time when Scott Walker asked the people of Wisconsin. to skip out on buying their kids Christmas presents, and send the money to him instead(that really happened).   

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Economic Prosperity
Improved Schools
Freedom From Government Dependence
The Governor wants his sons to grow up in a Wisconsin as great as the one he grew up in. When asked why he never stopped fighting for Wisconsin during the Recall, Governor Walker says he has two reasons, his sons Matt and Alex.
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Friends of Scott Walker
6.  Then there was his incredible ego, and a conversation with God, that led Scott Walker to think(after promising he had no interest and would not do it) he could be the next President of the United States.   However the real story here, besides God's sense of humor, is that he burned through over ten million dollars, while making  drunken fool of himself for three months and ended up with 0.0% support! 

7.  Or the fact that when he finally dropped out of the race to be the Republican Presidential Nominee, he said he did so, to make sure that The Donald would never be President.

8.  Let's not forget also, that the one big policy point that made Scott Walker stand out when he was running for President.   He wanted to build a northern war between the US and Canada

                                “So that is a legitimate issue for us to look at.”  
9.  We also can not forget that Scott Walker, is the only Governor to have a "Criminal Defense Fund".

10.   While those are all important parts of the Scott Walker legacy, if I had to sum up his eight years into one picture, this is what I would choose!

What do you think the Scott Walker legacy is?


  1. In addition to what you describe, Walker's legacy is that in 2010, we had a fun, respectable state with great amenities and quality of life that we would brag about to others in the country. By 2018, Walkerism had turned it into a bitter, declining wasteland outside of Madison, filled with Scottholes and low wages.

    We are now Indiana with colder weather. And it'll take years to get us back to the where we were in 2010.

    1. @Jake formerly of the LP;

      "And it'll take years to get us back to the where we were in 2010."

      Good Gawd you's Lefties are a guilty, if cringe-inducing, pleasure to observe.

      Anywho, if 10 fugure deficits is the desired Lefty target, Ichabod Evers will need more concerted efforts than just yer rudimentary fleecing of the Patients Compensation Fund of $200 mill to get there.

      In the interim, you-n-yer Rotundas should continue to screech in the "Key of Me" for all the known Universe to see!

      Good luck with that!

      The Gotch

    2. david, shouldnt you be out collecting signatures? If you keep saying doyle left a deficit and scotty fixed it enough, it still is not going to come true.

      The Simps

    3. Jeff Simpson wrote, "david, shouldn't you be out collecting signatures?"

      That's a non-reality based ad hominem coming straight from the mouth of a person that makes accusation after accusation and never backs them up with facts.

      Jeff Simpson wrote, "If you keep saying doyle left a deficit and scotty fixed it enough, it still is not going to come true."

      That's a deflection that follows the "ethical standards" of internet trolling.

      To my knowledge neither Cornelius Gotchberg or David have posted anything like that here or elsewhere. How about you provide some evidence to support your claim that one or both of these individuals have written something like that. I suppose you could do like others have stated elsewhere and not support any of your claims with real facts.

    4. WHAAAA-skkka say what?

      The multiple personalities are a cute touch.

    5. Jake formerly of the LP wrote, "WHAAAA-skkka say what? The multiple personalities are a cute touch."

      Can you please translate that authentic frontier gibberish into something more coherent so that other human beings might grasp your meaning?

  2. The Simps.

    One too many s's, but still;


    And worthy of a well-deserved "Gotchie!

    The Gotch

  3. Hey Jeffy; I just took a marvelously refreshing stroll down an epic B**CHSL**P**G you were hilariously administered ~ half a year ago.


    The Gotch

  4. A brilliant post. You're right, for Scott Walker's legacy there's so much from which to choose (and that's not even including the destruction of our environment and public education). What an unconscionable shame.

    1. Teacher in Cheeseland wrote, "A brilliant post."

      Your pseudonym implies that you're a teacher and you think this partisan hackery nonsense is "brilliant". Brilliant? Seriously?

      Your idea of brilliance and mine are on opposite ends of the intellectual spectrum.

  5. I think we should have a tweet poll. Whatever comes on top - Scott Walker’s legacy will not soon be forgotten - just like most people don’t forget an assault. Yeah - that bad. Scott Walker destroyed thousands of lives.

    1. @Golden Eagles;

      "Scott Walker destroyed thousands of lives."

      HeyZeus Alou!! Youse need a MEGA-DOSE of Reality, SnowFLAKE!!

      And youse surely WON'T get in here in THE SIMP's Lefty Echo Chamber.

      The Gotch

    2. Golden Eagles wrote, "Scott Walker destroyed thousands of lives."

      That's nothing but hyper partisan BS without providing evidence to support your claim. You make accusations with no proof just like Jeff Simpson does, in my opinion that evidence of moral and ethical bankruptcy.

    3. feel free 6 to point out anywhere i have posted on this blog "with no proof"....

      as for Gotcha....the irony that blaskas second personality is posting about an echo chamber is not lost on anyone here.

    4. Jeff Simpson,
      Are you intentionally trolling or are you just not using your intelligence?

      Above Jeff Simpson wrote, "david, shouldnt you be out collecting signatures?"

      To which I replied, "That's a non-reality based ad hominem coming straight from the mouth of a person that makes accusation after accusation and never backs them up with facts."

      Then in this comment YOU had the gall to ask me to prove something I claimed you actually also wrote, "as for Gotcha....the irony that blaskas second personality is posting..."

      You have never submitted one shred of evidence outside your own accusatory ad hominem slinging thoughts that David and Gotch are the same person.

      I'm not like you Jeff, I don't make unsupportable claims. I only needed one to prove my claim but I gave you two right here in this comment thread.

      If you want more evidence on your own blog, how about reading the comments in the following thread...

  6. I am trying to figure out if you are this dense or you just play it on the internet.

    1. David is running for School Board, so he needs 200 signatures ...its a fact based statement not an ad hominem.

    2. This guy looks eerily familiar....

    1. Oh Li'l Jeffy, suckered again by someone using a common fishing technique where a baited hook is dragged behind a moving watercraft.

      That FacePlant moron is an epic imbecile that tried to set up a couple of parody accounts to cash in illegally on fabulously lucrative The Gotch©™® brand.

      I got him summarily kicked off. Being a needy POS, something to which you can surely relate, he establsihed a parody FacePlant account.

      Poor Li'l Jeffy, the last time youse got suckered with this level of ignominy it was by Dr. Jonathan Gruber.

      The Gotch

    2. Jeff Simpson wrote, "I am trying to figure out if you are this dense or you just play it on the internet."

      Now you're acting like an asshole. Bite me.

      Jeff Simpson wrote, "David is running for School Board, so he needs 200 signatures ...its a fact based statement not an ad hominem"

      ad hominem: (of an argument or reaction) directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining.

      How is it possible that the people of Monona elected someone to the School Board that's so damned dense. Your entire comment above that we're talking about was a blatant deflection and the part of the comment that was an ad hominem was the part where you're claiming that he is David not Gotch and speaking to him about David personal things and not about the content of the comment to which you were replying to. Do you even know the definition of dense?

      Simply using the name David to refer to the person that is not David is an ad hominem directed at the person not the argument.

      As for that fake Facebook profile you linked to; I personally know the person behind the pseudonym Cornelius Gotchberg and I can tell you for a fact that that Facebook profile is fake. I also know for a fact that the person behind the pseudonym Cornelius Gotchberg and David are not the same person. You do understand that anyone can use any photo they wish for a profile photo; personally I use a guitar as my Facebook profile photo, does that make me a guitar? That fake Facebook profile has been reported to Facebook as being a fake profile many times and Facebook refuses to remove it.

      If that's your only "proof" then you're terribly, terribly gullible and have been duped. You do know that bias makes you stupid, right?

      Heck maybe you are the left leaning political hack that created that fake Facebook profile; can you prove it wasn't you?

    3. Jeff,
      Why did my reply to this comment that I just tried to post get blocked for moderation?

    4. The article is two weeks old. At two weeks, all comments go automatically to moderation. It vastly cuts down on spam. Too bad I can't say the same for trolls.

    5. capper wrote, "The article is two weeks old. At two weeks, all comments go automatically to moderation."

      I didn't know that two week moderation condition existed but it doesn't seem to work correctly; I posted four comments on the same day (28th) and one was within an hour prior to the two that got kicked into moderation. Please explain that?

  7. looks to me like your comment is here .....I need more proof than an anonymous person 9who could be a third personality) telling me that Gootch and Blaska are different people. Sorry

    1. I thought you had my email address and knew who I am?

    2. Jeff Simpson,
      Please look at this other fake Cornelius Gotchberg Facebook account:

      So based on your use of failed "logic" the person behind the pseudonym Cornelius Gotchberg is both Dave Blaska and Scott Walker.

      Yup, we can all see how you're the one that uses common sense and logic to determine who is behind a pseudonym.

  8. i have no idea your email address or who you are, where you live or anything about you

    1. I find that quite interesting since the first time I posted here it required me to submit my email address.

      Do you still use the email address that's in the link above:

    2. thats Cappers email...mine is

  9. I'm always straight with people whether it's face-to-face or via the written word.

    Now that you know who is behind the Six String Aficionado pseudonyme I expect you to honor my choice of anonymity, it's of the utmost importance for real world reasons.