Drunken Van Orden Lives Up To His Name

 On Friday, Trump flew to Wisconsin to participate in Drunken Van Orden's Farewell Tour before he loses his seat and his office bar in the Capitol Building in November's election.

DVO, who is a well-known fascist and MAGA moron, did do one thing liberally on Friday - helped himself to the open bar on Air Force One on the trip from Washington to Wisconsin.  It was very evident when he got up on stage and started acting like that drunk uncle at your wedding:

No, not at all cringe-worthy.

He didn't get any better over time. Towards the end of the event, DVO debased himself to kiss Trump's giant orange ass.  It must have been slippery back there, judging by the way DVO was slurring and shouting at the same time:

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— Acyn (@Acyn) June 5, 2026

Maybe, after he loses, he can move back to the cave he crawled out of.

The Dumbest Complaint About Fran Hong That You'll Ever See

 Because she is the frontrunner in the run for governor, the right - meaning both Republicans and Republicrats - have been attacking Francesca Hong. All of the attacks have been pretty lame so far, mostly complaining that she is idealistic and has high hopes for Wisconsin. Oh noes!

But one attack really takes the cake for stupidity. Right-winger Don Loew quote-tweeted a post from Hong promoting her campaign, with the complaint that there's "not a drop of testosterone."  No, seriously:

Would someone let poor Don know that Francesca is a woman?  

Maybe old Don is trying to tell us something now that it's Pride Month?