WISGOP In Disarray After Elections

 

Ever since Tuesday's elections where Susan Crawford handed Brad Schimel's a severe butt-whooping, the Wisconsin Republicans have been besides themselves trying to understand what happened.  Let me tell you, each and every one of them have been stuck on stupid during this futile exercise.

One group, the data wonks, are poring over the numbers and determined that not all the people who voted for The Felonious Kumquat voted for Schimel.  Well, no shit, Sherlock!  

Hilariously, they accredit this to Ben Wikler and the Democrats having a better GOTV game.  That would be a nifty trick since Wikler spent a large part of the election looking for his own escape route from the state via the DNC.  

There is another faction that is blaming GOP Chair Brian Schimming and wanting him to resign or be ousted, even though he was just reelected not too long ago.  Personally, I think the GOP showed that they are not serious people by electing him in the first place, especially in light of the fake elector scheme he was involved in.

The most hilarious of them all is the faction that thinks Republicans aren't "MAGA enought."  They only want politicians that are more like The Felonious Kumquat or President Elmo.  Leadership doesn't matter to them as much as the WWE-type showmanship.

To get to the truth isn't so hard.  Schimel had promised to be a rubber stam for the Kumquat and was groveling for his endorsement.  President Elmo took a break from stealing taxpayers' money and their identies and sending the whole government into disarray with illegal firings, call backs and literally killing people through him immaturity and the immaturity of others like him.

Instead of paying attention to current events, like pissed off Republicans cramming into townhalls to confront their representatives (or at least the ones with enought integrity to have a townhall meeting), they dismissed it with extravagant conspiracy theories.  

In other words, people are so pissed at President Elmo and the Orange Shitgibbon that being tied to them like Schimel was is caustic and toxic to the candidate.  Even in Florida, Republicans won by greatly narrowed margins.

And it wasn't just Schimel that made that mistake.  Two years ago, the same damn thing happened when the GOP ran the MAGA moron Dan Kelly.  He tied himself to the Kumquat and The Big Lie and lost by an even larger margin to Justice Janet Protasiewicz.  

I just hope that they keep eating their own into next year's elections.  And they way President Elmo and Felonia are going, it seems likely they will.