A Prize For TACO Don

 Poor old TACO Don is really have a bad time lately.

First he says he'll take a couple of  weeks to decide what to do about Iran, even though there was nothing to do.

Then he forgot he said he would take a couple of weeks, and to get on Benji Nutty-yahoo's good side, dropped some bombs on Iran's nuclear facilities.  TACO Don claimed he "obliterated" the facilities.

About this time, TACO Don starts caterwauling that he wants a Nobel Peace Prize because he bombed the Middle East into peaces, or something like that.

But then it turns out his bombing run had bombed out.  Two of the facilities had been closed long ago.  The third one had been vacated long before the TACO bombs dropped and even then, damage was minimal.

While this news was coming out, a few Democrats and even a Republican or two said that this crossed the line and that TACO Don needed to be impeached.

Per his nature, TACO Don lashed out at everyone, including the media sources reporting his failure and the politicians calling for him to be held accountable.

To bury all this bad news, TACO Don claimed he brokered a ceasefire between Iran and Israel.  The only thing is that neither Iran or Israel got the memo and kept on bombng the bejeezers out of each other.

TACO Don then displayed his tact, statesmanship, diplomacy and peaceful nature with this memorable scene (NSFW):

And where the hell was his freaking Nobel Peace Prize anyway.  

Well, sorry, TACO Don, but there will never be a Nobel Peace Prize in your future.  And before you get to it, your Truth Social posts are a good indication that you shouldn't hold your breath in hopes of a Pulitzer Prize either.

But because we don't want you to go away empty-handed as long as you just go away.  You can win the first and only official USA Booby Prize! Congratulations!