Crowley Claims God Told Him To Get Back In The Race

David Crowley is at the "God told me to get back in the race" stage of desperation, but with a unique twist. He's actually saying that God told his wife that he should get back into the race.

He said that after he dropped out of the race, his wife asked God for the sign in the form of a red bird to indicate that he should get back into the race. He went on to say that later in the day, she saw a red bird, and that's why he resurrected his campaign to run again.

Man, he is starting to sound more and more like his Republican buddies with every passing day. Scott Walker also claimed that God told him to run for President, just before God told him to drop out of the race.  However, in this case, God is leaving Crowley to spin in the wind, as he trails Francesca Hong by twenty points.

Really, the only thing that can be gleaned from this is that Chris Abele's checks have a red bird on them, because it was only the dark money that got him to restart his doomed campaign.

H/T Ken Klippenstein for the video