Saturday, May 13, 2017

The Perfect GOP Mothers Day Gift!

By Jeff Simpson

Its Mothers Day weekend and if you have been procrastinating, buying her the perfect gift, then you are in luck.  

Clearance sale at the WISGOP website.

Mad at your mom?  Has She grounded you?  Abandoned you?  Treat your siblings better?  Then we have the perfect gift for you:

“Revenge, the sweetest morsel to the mouth that ever was cooked in hell.” 
― Walter ScottThe Heart of Mid-Lothian

Yes make your mother wake up to that mug everyday and she will pay a price that beats any corporal or punitive punishment in the land - only $5.99!

If you are looking for a little more volume , or your mother does not drink coffee, do not fret, we have the perfect gift there also:

The Ron Johnson signed cup, complete with a graph showing how much money we are paying for The Donald's weekly golf trips!

Once the Republic falls, this will be a collectors item.  You will be able to put it outside to fll up when it rains, so you then can drink water with only acid in it and no lead!  Just a measly $7.00.

What a refreshing change!

if you are middle and upper class, there is a gift your you also!  For those who will actually be able to afford a beer or soda, there are cooziies - for the low, low price of $4.99!

* For those who have attended online high school, actual drink NOT included.  

Take advantage of the GOP's generous offers today and order your Scott Walker swag this instant!   

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