The Generosity of Scott Walker

By Jeff Simpson 

In this Holdiay season, Scott Walker once again shows his generosity.  

For just the small price of a $30 minimum gift to pay off Scott Walker's bar tab, you can receieve one of these cheap, plastic, Made in China,  lapel pins sporting the logo of America's Best Contacts!

Just like our Wisconsin reform agenda, our 2016 presidential campaign was big and bold and that is why we are still in the red. I do not regret anything but I would regret letting down the many vendors and small businesses that extended credit to our campaign in good faith. You were with us every step of the way during the campaign and I hope you will help again today.
Remember, if you contribute $30 or more in the next three days to help us erase this lingering debt, we will send you a limited edition lapel pin as a token of our appreciation.

I can not think of anything better for the good people of Wisconsin to spend their money on during this Holiday season.

Happy Holidays!

 

The Walker Way

By Jeff Simpson

Today's announcement embodied everything that we have been facing in WI the last three years in just two pictures(thanks Wisconsin State Journal) and a quick story.  

1.   Tonette has retired her American Flag pin for one pledging her allegiance to America's Best Contacts and Eye Glasses.  




2.   Mandela Barnes showed to see the spectacle and the Walker plebe's got overly excited.  Well Let Mandela Barnes tell it:

Mandela Barnes

So I go to the Scott Walker rally, and as soon as I get in the door, a volunteer zeroes in on me to ask if I was alone and if I would like to stand on-stage. Now this could have been my moment for comedic/ironic gold, but I kindly declined. Then a few minutes later, I was pointed out by a staff person who recognized who I was and asked me to leave. I went from the top to the bottom before I even knew it. I was like a sore thumb and it brought about two distinctly different interactions, lol.

 Raise your hand if this story surprises you in the least.......

3. Finally this last picture describes it all, in a nutshell.   It is Scott Walker showing what it takes to get  his attention:



*It is only a dollar because no one has accused him of being classy or have taste.