Caption This - Holiday Edition

A few days ago, The Cap Times published this photo taken by Saiyna Bashir. This picture shows Scott Walker standing in front of a Christmas tree, wistfully looking out a window:

What is Walker thinking? What is he looking at?

Can you thinking of a good caption for this picture?

To help the gentle reader, here is one I keep thinking of:

If the gentle reader doesn't remember what I'm referring to, this should jog their memory.

Caption This! The Trump Junior Edition

I saw this picture on the Intertubes today, of Donald Trump, Jr., apparently eyeing up his stepmother in a less than wholesome way:

Not only did Junior inherit his dad's name and propensity for lying, he also inherited his dad's lechery.

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On Thursday, President Barack Obama visited La Crosse, Wisconsin.  Looking for some national media attention, Scott Walker showed up to greet him.  But what is Walker holding in his fist behind his back?!

Bonus Caption This! Dem Ribs!

Via Ben Jacobs

As my friend quipped about Scott Walker wearing latex gloves, "He didn't want to leave any fingerprints."

Caption This - Easy Rider

Watch out, you Hell's Angels!

Caption This: Meet The Baggers!

Yes, folks, it's the Bagger twins!  Brown Bagger and his sister, Bread Bagger, the bastard children of the Tea Baggers!

Caption This Charity Fundraiser Fail

Milwaukee County is running their annual fund raising drive for United Way.  Among the various ways that they are trying to raise money, there is an online silent auction.  Among the items being bid upon are things like tickets to the zoo or Mitchell Domes and other nice things.

Then there's this:

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A few observations and questions:

• Priceless is just another word for worthless
• Only one bid...I wonder if it was Abele or one of Abele's minions he ordered to put in the bid? Deann Alexander, maybe?
• I'd put in a bid, but he'd probably just raise the bid himself at the last minute.  At least a charity would benefit.
• I'd put in a bid, but I'm afraid I would win.  There's no way I could put up with his bleating that long.

Caption This: Walker Promotes "Unintimidated" To Captive Audience

Apparently, Scott Walker's book is selling so poorly that he is forced to push it to captive audiences:

It has to be that because it would be just too outrageous to think that he would cynically use a bunch of African American children for a photo op.

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It's like seeing double!

And just what is he doing behind that bird anyway?

Caption This!

From Scott Walker's own Facebook page:

Yes, it is a picture of three caricatures controlled by a hand up their backside. Can you guess which hand is David Koch's?  (As a hint, it's the dumbest one.)

What's not pictured was Joel Kleefisch who was chasing Big Bird around the set while yelling, "Ribeye of the sky!"

Ironically, Walker's caption read, "Taped a healthy food video with Rosita and Abby from Sesame Street."  This is coming from a guy who teamed up with his fellow Teapublicans (and sadly, some Democrats) to make it harder for poor people to get food at all, healthy or otherwise.

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Is Walker admiring that tat of Zombie Reagan or just the guy's muscles?  Or is something else going on?  Caption this!

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Stick with me kid and I'll take ya places.  Say, do you know anything about secret routers?

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Yes, this is a picture of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, GOP head honcho Reince Priebus and Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones:

No, I do not know if this means that Priebus has given up on his two BFFs Paul Ryan and Scott Walker.

And yes, the answer of Two And A Half Men has already been given from whence I stole the picture.

Labor Day Bonus Caption This!

Because you have all been such good union thugs, here is a bonus Caption This! as a Labor Day treat.  The man on the left is none other than Dan Sebring, making is gajillionth run to oust Congresswoman Gwen Moore.  Something tells me he'll have the same amount of luck as all the other times he's run.  The picture was from today's St. Martin's Fest in Franklin:

Caption This! The Trifecta

Yet another doozy for us to caption.  State Senator Mary Lazich, voted one of the worst legislators by her peers:

Caption This One Too!

Walker never disappoints.  No matter how ridiculous he looks, if he's in the picture, he'll post it.

Caption this one:

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Got a caption for this Lt. Gov. Becky 4 Realz?

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I don't even...

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Got a caption for these two women who don't appear to be too happy about having their picture with Governor Ultrasound Wand?

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Caption this picture of Paul Ryan puckering up with a Billionaire's Butt Bass: