In a breaking news story, it was recently learned that Koch Industries,
manufacturers of products such as Angel Soft, Quilted Northern and Soft'N'Gentle toilet paper has bought out competitor
Scotties®.
To promote their new product, they have hired Governor Scott Walker to be their public spokesman. In their anticipated advertising push, they've decided to immediately incorporate Walker into their newest product:
Their slogan will be: "Scottie Bath Tissues, it's also good for writing crappy bills on."
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