Holy Oil Wells

I have often remarked here and there about how the right wingers seem to have their deities confused, and instead of worshiping God, they worship the almighty dollar. Little did I know I was so correct.

Sarah Palin has just confirmed my worst fears. From the Washington Post:

"I can do my part in doing things like working really, really hard to get a natural gas pipeline, a $30 billion dollar project that's going to create a lot of jobs for people in Alaska, and we're going to have a lot of energy flowing through here -- and pray about that also -- I think God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that," she told them, "but I can do my job there, in developing our natural resources, and doing things like getting the roads paved, and making sure our troopers have their cop cars and their uniforms, their guns, and making sure our public schools are funded. But really, all that stuff doesn't do any good if the people of Alaska's heart isn't right with God."

And just in case some of the right wing readers would past this off as just liberal media spin, here she is in all her fame and glory:




And if that wasn't enough fun for you, she was channeling George Bush, and found that God also wanted us to invade a sovereign nation in an unjust war, and kill a lot of innocent civilians, along with our own soldiers:



Stay tuned for the next of God's commandments from the Book of Sarah: Thou shalt hunt elk whilst ridingeth in a helicopter.