Tuesday, April 19, 2011

How Not To Retain Your Seat: Steps One Through Four

Soon to be former State Senator Randy Randy "Bed" Hopper is really showing he knows how to make friends and influence people.  He could seriously write a how  to book on not to keep ones seat, starting with these steps:
First he votes for bills that will strip working people of their rights and takes their tax dollars, and instead of reinvesting it in Wisconsin, gives it away to businesses and CEOs. 
Secondly, he gets his pregnant mistress a cushy state job
Third step is to hold a town hall meeting, but treat your constituents with disrespect and make it clear that you're not listening. 
Fourth, issue a newsletter to your constituents, but instead of giving them your real phone number, give them the number to a sex chat line.
Then all you have to do is sit back, wait for the recall process and check the want ads for your next job.  It's so easy that a Republican can do it!

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