Umm, no capper. You need some time in the Scott Walker Hotel and Spa. Just think, you can go the closed down MCMHF(Milwaukee County Mental Health Facility), sit in the spa and just lose yourself. Then you can get all the anti Scott Walker medicine you need, while in the spa. Finally, out of the woodwork, comes Scott Walker to give you a full body massage. From the head to the toes and everything in betweeen. He may even do your nails and a foot massage while speaking sweet nothings to you. Would this be a happy birthday or a happy birthday nightmare????
Yeah, well, I did go overboard a little bit. But it was fun writing the post and it really didn't have anything to do with gayness. So, no more blogging and drinking beer at the same time.
Now those are funny! :))
ReplyDeleteTotally, totally true!
ReplyDeleteUmm, no capper. You need some time in the Scott Walker Hotel and Spa. Just think, you can go the closed down MCMHF(Milwaukee County Mental Health Facility), sit in the spa and just lose yourself. Then you can get all the anti Scott Walker medicine you need, while in the spa. Finally, out of the woodwork, comes Scott Walker to give you a full body massage. From the head to the toes and everything in betweeen. He may even do your nails and a foot massage while speaking sweet nothings to you.
ReplyDeleteWould this be a happy birthday or a happy birthday nightmare????
Dan, do you often project your latent homosexual fantasies on other people?
ReplyDeleteHe is a Republican, isn't he?
ReplyDeleteYeah, well, I did go overboard a little bit. But it was fun writing the post and it really didn't have anything to do with gayness. So, no more blogging and drinking beer at the same time.
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