Monday, August 7, 2017

Wiggy's Latest Faux Outrage

James "Wigged Out" Wigderson, the new editor and person stuck to go down with the sinking ship of White Wisconsin, er Right Wisconsin, is trying to get his panties in a bundle because the Democrats are selling pussy hats at their booth at the Wisconsin State Fair.

Wiggy sent this email to Robert Hansen, Chair for the Democratic Party of Milwaukee County:
I was wondering if you have a comment about the Democrats having "pussy hats" for sale at the Democratic booth at State Fair, a normally family-friendly event. Please call me before 11:00 PM at [redacted].


James Wigderson
Hansen replied to Wiggy, saying "Since when are cats not considered family friendly?

Another friend put it a little more directly and, to be honest, I don't think I could have put it any better:
I like to answer them with a question. Are you really complaining about cotton hats to me and family values when your President has 5 children from 3 different women, talked about grabbing married pussy and we have a First Lady who thought it was ok to pose for money while grabbing her own pussy? But you here, complaining about cotton hats to me? Is this really happening?
And Wiggy, I have some unsolicited advice for you - you really should change the name of your blog to "White Wisconsin."

Not only would it truly reflect the inherit racism that is displayed there on a nearly daily basis, but it would also be a clever little pun, since you and your friends are really just a bunch of snowflakes.

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