Cha Chi Is Worried About Scott Walker

By Jeff Simpson

Erin Moran, better known to most people as Joanie from Happy Days fame,recently passed away tragically.   Whi;le many stars and former co-workers weighed in, one who had the most to say was her former on screen boyfriend Scott Baio(Cha Chi).

Cha Chi, made national attention as a solid supporter of Scott Walker and The Donald.  As most of our right wing friends in the spotlight are want to do these days, Baio weighed in without the facts and was completely wrong:

I’m OK, a little shocked but not completely shocked that this happened. My thing is, I feel bad because her whole life, she was troubled, could never find what made her happy and content. For me, you do drugs or drink, you’re gonna die. I’m sorry if that’s cold, but God gave you a brain, gave you the will to live and thrive and you gotta take care of yourself.

The problem is Ms. Moran died tragically of cancer.  

However, to be fair, there is a good chance that Baio was talking about the man he considers a newer masculined down version of The Gipper - Scott Walker.   Anyone who follows Scott Walker, knows that he tends to drink early and often!

Scott, Cha Chi is worried about you. Give him a call!  

Watch Scott Walker Eat

By Jeff Simpson 

Recently, Samantha Bee did a whole segment on Scott Walker and his creepy obsession with food.   

We already knew how much Scott Walker likes to drink beer and spend money like a drunken sailor.  
Now Samantha Bee took it a step further and painstakingly combed through Walker's tweets to see the numerous pictures of ham sandwiches and desserts.   

Despite his tweets being made fun of universally, there is no amount of shame that can stop Scott Walker from attempting to be one of the "cool kids".   

Now he was drinking some Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and God knows what else before watching the Badgers Basketball 

Scott Walker‏Verified account @ScottWalker

Pre-game at Jackson's with Tonette, Matt & Alex. @BadgerMBB #OnWisconsin

 

Maybe under the new GOP plan of bold reforms we can all adopt seniors and drop off doggy bags of half eaten foods to take the place of Meals on Wheels.  

Of course Captain Panderer also wants to let Marquette fans know that he can get drunk during your games also! 

Scott Walker‏Verified account @ScottWalker  Mar 17

Sharing a drink & pizza with my sons before the @MarquetteMBB game. #MarchMadness #WeAreMarquette

Apparently, Miller Lite is not strong enough for the kids, so they are going straight Bourbon. Hopefully it is made in Wisconsin.

Thank Goodness for Scott Walker's kidneys that UW-Milwaukee did not win their title game and make the tournament also.   

By the way if you think all Governor Walker does is drink? That is because, being the good Christian he is, he gave up sweets for Lent, and he needs something to cover for his sweet tooth!

Scott Walker‏Verified account @ScottWalker  Feb 28

Banana Cream Pie on #FatTuesday before I give up sweets for Lent.

If that picture does not keep you up at night, nothing will!

Of course we wont be able to get treated to the pleasure of Scott Walker drinking and stuffing his face from the stalwart of Halverson's Supper Club in Stoughton. since they shut their doors last weekend after 90 years in business!  

Ut sure isn't working but at ;least Scott Walker gets plenty to eat and drink!    

The Wauwatosa Hillbillies

By Jeff Simpson

You seriously can not make this stuff up.  Warning this not from the onion.

We have pointed out in the past, that while Scott Walker blew through over $7 million dollars, most of it drinking cheap beer(all while clocked in on the Wisconsin taxpayer dime).

Not to be swayed, Scott Walker has continued his drinking ways even at the Republican National Convention.

Now we know why Wisconsin taxpayers had to pay for 45 WI State Troopers to travel to Cleveland, to make sure Scott Walker did not drive drunk.  

Wisconsin, is officially the drunkest state in all measurable ways.   Not sure how good that is for tourism but it sure helps make us the butt of many jokes.   

I do not begrudge the Governor an occasional beer, but when you are pictured with one in almost every stop, all hours of the day and as often as you are, maybe its time to rethink your professionalism or habits.   

To make matters worse, Scott's son Alex, just turned 21.   What was the special gift that the Governor gave his son for this milestone?   

If you guessed Beer you would be correct.  

Pure Class!  

Scott Walker ‏@ScottWalker  22h22 hours ago22 hours agoWe got Alex 21 Wisconsin beers & a beer cap map for his 21st birthday. Happy Birthday Alex!!!

Scott Walker - Do As I Say, Not As I Do

By Jeff Simpson

Career politician, Scott Walker, who spent 71 days this summer partying on the taxpayer dime, has now signed into law mandatory drug testing for anyone to receive unemployment benefits in WI.

Not only will people who lose their job thanks to incredible mismanagement by the Walker administration but also because of horrible policies of his biggest supporters like WMC now get an added bonus of humiliation.

On Wisconsin!

A quick recap:

Career politician spent 71 days, while on the state payroll, doing this all over the country:




Has now decided this:

“This new rule brings us one step closer to moving Wisconsinites from government dependence to true independence,” Governor Walker said in a statement issued to FOX6 News. 

Is there anyone in Wisconsin more dependent on Government than Scott Walker?

In case you were wonderingm, drug testing for unemployment is costly and ineffective!

Come to think of it, that explains the Walker record in WI!  

White Trash Walker

By Jeff Simpson 

Capper pointed out recently that Scott Walker is selling his house in Wauwatosa.  The Walker family, paid $310,000 for the house in 2007 and now have it on the market with a slight uptick at $338,000.   Mr. Walker was never one to truly understand economics as his house is assessed at $359,900.

Capper pointed out that Mr. Walker might be selling his house because he was so far in debt. However, Mr. Walker has made it clear that the money he makes selling his house will not be going to pay off debts he has run up.

Skipping out on his bills, has become one thing Scott Walker is well known for.

As we always say, "but wait there is more" and boy is there more telling information about Scott Walker regarding his house for sale.

We know that Mr. Walker completed, the minimum amount of work/upgrades on this house while living there for 8 years.

It appears the home on N. 68th St., which was built in 1924, was listed on Saturday. Since purchasing it in March 2007 for $310,000, Walker has painted the home's exterior, rebuilt the chimney and replaced the pool liner. Walker's home features 2 1/2 baths and a full basement on a quarter-acre. Assessed at $359,900, the home's tax bill in 2013 was $8,381.

If you remember, Scott Walker moved his parents into his house to hide behind them when people protested his home.   While Mr. Walker used his parents as a prop, the $144,000/yr+ that Walker makes, not a penny of that was put into upgrades to make the house comfortable for his elderly parents.  

That is NOT all:

Mr. Walker is showing the same ignorance in selling his house as he showed in creating jobs.

Two minutes on Google, and you see there are basic generic rules to follow when selling your home.    As we found out with the secret router, rules in Scott Walker's world are made to be ignored.

Two of the major rules are as follows:

Spruce up the outside. Add a new doormat, new house numbers and maybe a new mailbox. Paint the front door. The little stuff matters here.
Refresh your landscape. Clean up flower beds, add fresh mulch and plant flowers. Make sure bushes are trimmed and neat.

OOPs:

But an inspection of the photos show that Governors’ teenage sons are apparently exempted from the domestic responsibilities typical of their peers. Here a tottering wooden fence begs to be whitewashed before rot overcomes it; there a line of Hostas remains un-deadheaded weeks after their blooms have expired; shrubs and trees are untrained, potted flowers languish, the lawn turns to dust and the whole begs for water to pour forth from the neglected hose.
Yet for all of this, the bureaucrats at the Wauwatosa City Hall rate the landscape as “Same as Neighboring.” This is an affront to the neighbors!
In front of the home, a pole light fixture attempts to provide decorative illumination, yet only one of its three branches glows, while the other two have burnt out.
Question: How many governor’s sons does it take to change a lightbulb?

In 8 years of home ownership, Mr. Walker also never touched the basement:

The first family of Wisconsin have a full, “unfinished” basement of 816 square feet underpinning their home. The subterranean level includes a half-bath and shower in the basement. 

Here is a picture of the ancient rotting fence outside the Walker abode:

 

Here is a picture of the two burned out light bulbs.  Apparently its beyond the Walker family capabilities to change a light bulb!



Anyone spot what is missing in Mr. Walker's yard?

Wood!

 A natural wood fireplace helps the gas-fired, hot-water heating system keep the governor’s home toasty through the chilly winter,

If no one in the Walker family can take the time, energy or intelligence to change a light bulb, I doubt very much that they would spend the time cutting wood(or even buying it).  

Except for the brand new Wisconsin taxpayer funded squad car, perpetually in his driveway, the rest of the house is pretty trashy.  The only thing the Walker family appears to be missing is blankets for curtains and a confederate flag flying proudly in the lawn.   

The big question we need answered now, is there a separate beer fridge in the Governors Mansion? 

One State Walker

By Jeff Simpson 

Remember this guy?

Madison — During the re-election race that he won on Nov. 4, Gov. Scott Walker told voters he intended to spend the next four years in the statehouse.
"My plan — if the voters approve — is to serve as governor for the next four years," Walker said in early October.

He has been replaced by this guy:

In an interview, Walker said he's planning to spend 10 days a month in Iowa, "maybe more." Other than "fundraising and visits to New Hampshire and South Carolina," his time will be spent in Iowa, he said.
It will be so much time, he said, that people might think he's running for governor of the state. "People are going to know us like they know their governor in this state, there's no doubt about it," he said.

In what is a rare moment of candor and honesty, Scott Walker lets us in on what a train wreck his campaign has become:

“We're not going to have a 50-state strategy right now.”
Scott Walker

 Instead of trying to win the Presidency, Walker has put his eggs in the Iowa basket and now is drawing massive crowds of 40 people at a Pizza Oven.

The signs of his precipitous fall were all too vivid Sunday afternoon inside Serena's Coffee Café in Amana, Iowa, where about 40 stoic supporters showed up for his first retail campaign event in the state since Wednesday's debate.
Gone were most of the network television cameras that had followed Walker much of the summer. Just one network was on hand, along with one reporter-photographer from a nearby station in Cedar Rapids. A second event at a Pizza Ranch in Vinton, Iowa, brought out another small crowd, along with one local TV camera.

Just an FYI to Scott Walker, its a long way from 40 people at a coffee house in Iowa(6 electoral votes) to 66 Million votes(and 270 electoral votes) to win the Presidency!


No wonder Scott Walker drinks so much!

Scott Walker - Drunken Fool

By Jeff Simpson


We know the Republicans in the legislature like to get drunk and legislate:

Now we see that comes directly from leadership.  As Scott Walker, the former(now missing) Governor of Wisconsin, is collecting his salary of Approximately $150,000/yr plus Cadillac Benefits, all he does is fly around the country and drink all day. 

Here are some pics:

 



 

 
 

  



Here is your homework for next week.  I want you to just not show up at work, and travel anywhere you feel like it and post pictures on your facebook all day of you drinking.

 How long will you have a job?  

Threats of Getting Bombed At The Capitol!

By Jeff Simpson

If you have not heard by now, The Capitol was closed for a while in the late afternoon thanks to a bomb threat.   This meant this time, the Capitol was evacuated and Mike Huebsch did not even have time to come up with an outrageous estimate of "damage done".

It also meant that it gave the Legislators, time to do what they do best, - Drink.


 

While this same group of people, who made it illegal to buy Ketchup or Shrimp, when you were buying groceries with food stamps, have no qualms at all about using their 133% raise for taxpayer subsidized per diems to buy alcohol.  They have become the dictionary definition of mind numbing hypocrisy.
 

Most good public workers, knowing they had a full shift ahead, would not be drinking away in broad daylight, but gerrymandered districts and unbridled arrogance have set that aside.   Plus when you have gotten your marching orders already, there is no real reason to have to think.

 

We also got a glimpse into second in command Republican Jim Steineke (R- Rap Sheet) and why he had the problems he had growing up.    Mr. Steineke, who has been arrested so many times in his life that one would think that he would probably refrain from drinking.  Again, reality suffers inside the Republican party of Wisconsin and he proudly drinks cheap beer on the job(emphasis mine).

 Assembly Majority Leader Jim Steineke, R-Kaukauna, reminded him everyone had seen him with the Spotted Cow bottle.
"Just for the record: Miller Lite," Steineke said of his own beverage. "Hashtag 'I Love Milwaukee.'

 Ummmm Jimmy, wasn't this you just a couple weeks ago?

MN also has a first class city that isn't a drain on the rest of the state. #DemLeadership #MKEinCrisis https://t.co/3S0hw4QDyohat

— Rep. Jim Steineke (@jimsteineke) June 18, 2015

Maybe it was the undiagnosed bipolar disease that caused James to get into so much trouble as a kid. Luckily, Mr. Steineke has Cadillac benefits that he can use to get the help he so badly needs!  

We are all pulling for you Jimmy. 

Finally, Kudos to Joel Kleefisch.  He decided to do the right thing a tnd drink soda.  To be fair though,  Wisconsin's version of Wile E Coyote, Joel "Dynamite" Kleefisch was just happy that there was talk of bombs to make his day.



Explosives were enough to get Joel high, no need to waste the natural buzz by adding alcohol. 

For once in his life, Joel was the smart, responsible one.

Good Job Joel! 




Photos courtesy of Jason Huberty.

Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout

I don't mind trying new things, but even I have my limits, and this exceeds those by a country mile:

As we joked in the video, we really do love to make beer with uniquely local ingredients. Rocky Mountain Oysters (aka fried bull testicles) are arguably our state’s most popular local dish. They’ve also been enjoyed by humans for centuries. So they’re a dream-come-true ingredient for a Wynkoop beer.

The beer is made with Colorado-grown base malts, roasted barley, seven specialty malts (including special B and smoked malt) and Styrian Goldings hops. The beer gets a small dose of sea salt, too. “It gives the beer an extra layer of Rocky Mountain oyster flavor,” Brown notes, “and additional texture.”

The 8-barrel batch also included 25 pounds of bull testicles that were sliced by hand and then roasted (by Wynkoop sous chef Andrew Langlo) before being added to the beer’s mash.

So how does it taste? Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout is an assertive foreign-style stout, slightly viscous, with a deep brown color. It has equally deep flavors of chocolate syrup, Kahlua, and espresso, along with a palpable level of alcohol and a savory umami-like note.It finishes dry and roasted with a fast-fading hop bite.

The beer is 7% ABV and has 3 BPBs. That’s balls per barrel.

The beer will be available exclusively at Wynkoop Brewing Company and at our table at the Great American Beer Festival, October 11-13 at the Colorado Convention Center here in Denver.

We hope you go nuts for it.

Hell, I'm not sure I can even look at a Spotted Cow the same way.

Congratulations Are In Order

Randy Hopper and Valerie Cass are engaged!

I guess Randy Hopper has been too busy making wedding plans to register, as a profit off public education lobbyist , like his friends!  

Imagine the beer that will be consumed there, I would recommend New Glarus try and get that contract.  It would be huge for business! 

If they want ratings gold, I would recommend that COPS comes and films the reception!

  

 

 

Randy Hopper

Engaged to Valerie Cass