Friday, December 12, 2008

Satan Claus

I swear these people must be the result of generations of inbreeding or something:

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No further comment needed.

Tip of the Crown to Ol' Broad


  1. I'd hate to see what they have to say about the Easter Bunny.

    Also, if the North Pole = Hell, then is Alaska an outer circle, also?

  2. Yeah - that group is the definition of Whacked


  3. Meghan with the identity crisis-

    The Easter Bunny is nothing. You should see them go after the Tooth Fairy.

  4. I agree extremist measure do nothing to make a case for what Christmas is all about.

    This may be more of an a appropriate way to express it:

    Santa lives at the North Pole.

    JESUS is everywhere.

    Santa rides in a sleigh.

    JESUS rides on the wind
    And walks on the water.

    Santa comes but once a year.

    JESUS is an ever present help.

    Santa fills your stockings with goodies.

    JESUS supplies all your needs.

    You have to wait in line to see Santa.

    JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.

    Santa lets you sit on his lap.

    JESUS lets you rest in His arms.

    Santa doesn't know your name,
    All he can say is "Hi, little boy or girl, what's your name?"

    JESUS knew our name before we did.
    Not only does He know our name,
    He knows our address, too.
    He knows our history and future
    And He even knows how many
    Hairs are on our head.

    Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly.

    JESUS has a heart full of love.

    All Santa can offer is HO, HO, HO.

    JESUS offers health, help and hope.

    Santa says "You better not cry".

    JESUS says "Cast all your cares
    On me for I care for you."

    Santa's little helpers make toys.

    JESUS makes new life,
    Mends wounded hearts,
    Repairs broken homes and builds mansions.

    Santa may make you chuckle, but

    JESUS gives you a joy that is your strength.

    While Santa puts gifts under your tree,

    JESUS became our gift and died on the tree.
    Its obvious there is really no comparison!
    Jesus is still the reason for the season.
    Yes, Jesus is better,
    He is even better than Santa Claus.

    Written By
    Rev. James Spellman of Ohio