Christmas has arrived early for the good people of WI. Scott Walker is giving us the opportunity, for a small price of $150.00 to buy a copy of his book and a cheesehead, and both are personally signed!
Cost for a public official to autograph his ghostwritten book: $122.00
The fact that a Governor of the great State of WI, one who sent this advertisement out, the same guy who told us that God personally told him to run for President of the United States, who thinks he can run a budget as big as Wisconsin, actually filled social media with this today:
He actually spelled the title of HIS BOOK wrong! You can not make this stuff up.
If that does not show us the importance of education and not dropping out of school early what does?
The next thing we know, Scott Walker will be trying to give away 3 billion dollars of Wisconsin taxpayer money, using a post it note as a contract.
While Scott Walker is working hard to hand $3 Billion of our tax dollars, to a foreign company known for breaking deals and employee suicides, let us not forget what kind of a "businessman" that Mr. Walker is.
In 2014, Governor Walker wrote, had someone write a fictional book for him, which was poorly titled "Unintimidated". After the initial rush, we found out that he sold a measly 16,000 books, most of which were bought by his PAC - "Friends of Scott Walker".
As everything Scott Walker plays out the same way - lots of fanfare and BS and no substance. A favorite saying of mine - Big Wind, lots of dust and no rain.
Jeff, We wanted to make sure you saw this special offer from Governor Walker. Your fellow conservatives are taking advantage of this deal and copies of the governor's book, "Unintimidated: A Governor's Story And A Nation's Challenge" are going fast! Act now to secure your signed copy of Governor Walker's book! Thank you, Team Walker
Going fast?
The email, that they wanted to make sure I saw:
We would like to reward YOU for your generous support.
Contribute $50 or more today and we will send you a signed copy of my book, Unintimidated, which details our battle against the Big Government Labor Bosses and the special interests.
Thank you very much for "rewarding" me with paying $50 for a book I can buy for $2.99 on eBay and one you cant even give away.
Next thing I know you will be passing legislation allowing foreign corporations to pollute our land and waters to help us, or pass a law forcing a 12% pay cut on the workers of WI, in order to "save" them money!
The Walker/Wisconsin way....everything is for sale at a third of the price!
Mark your calendars now. DO NOT Delay. On August 12-19th, 2017, Scott and Tonette Walker will be hosting an Alaskan Cruise. An Alaskan cruise because Mr. Walker's heart is to cold for the Caribbean. Also not sure if he has put in for vacation yet, since he took the whole summer off last year to gallivant around the country( When you end up with 0% support, it can hardly be called campaigning) he might not have much vacation left. Lets let Mr.Walker invite us himself(while I help him clarify more of what he means): I want to personally invite you to join me and other special guests on a once-in-a-lifetime cruise to Alaska(if enough of you pay your money to come with us, I dont have to pay). The United States is rich in natural beauty, but wild Alaska is perhaps one of the most scenic parts of our nation—if not the world(cruise now before we abolish the EPA). With cascading waterfalls, snow-capped mountains and abundant wildlife, you’ve got to see it to believe it(bring your cameras, these sights will not be here for much longer). Come experience it with me August 12–19, 2017, on the Lifeshape Alaska Cruise. Aboard(Major Republican Donor Micky Arison's Cruise line) Holland America’s luxurious msEurodam(will be temporarily renamed the SSunintimidated), we’ll travel to historical ports like Juneau, Sitka and Ketchikan. We’ll cruise the unbelievable waters of Glacier Bay, a UNESCO World Heritage Site. And along the way, we’ll have countless moments for building new friendships and engaging in conversations about what we hold dear: faith, freedom and family values. I’m very pleased that my wife, Tonette Walker, will be joining us. Other special guests include Trudy Cathy White(the girl from facts of life?), The Benham Brothers(these guys?), Wes Hampton and Adam King(those two dudes that write scary movies!). In addition to the fantastic music(we will participate in morning prayer to this song every morning), we’ll enjoy nightly inspirational messages about issues that directly impact our society and business climate today(donating as much money as you can to the GOP). Topics include faith in the public arena(A to the Men), faith-driven entrepreneurship and strategic opportunities to transform the marketplace. Best of all, you’ll spend this wonderfully scenic week in the presence of like-minded business owners(I have never had a job so this will be covered by someone else) and impassioned professionals. What an awesome opportunity to network, build relationships(give me money) and get inspired for the future. Get away for an exciting cruise conference that will enrich you physically, mentally and spiritually in a breathtaking landscape. Reserve your cabin today for a transformative(Can you believe they are making another one of these movies) experience you’ll remember forever. Sincerely, Scott Walker (part-time)Governor, State of Wisconsin While the final details are being finalized, we at CogDIs have scooped everyone again. We have more details of the pure excitement of an Alaskan Cruise with the Walkers.
August 13th Day at Sea. This day is meant for you to acclimate to the sea and the room, and the food etc.... make, some new friends, talk amongst yourself, get selfies from the boat and must post a mandatory 2 picture presentation on social media(one has to be with Governor Walker). The Itinerary is light today, we will start out with a recorded prayer from Rep. Alvin Ott: Sorry he was not able to join us live, but no one had ever heard of him before so we were unable to locate him to invite him:
Keep your hand on your heart people because we will follow up that amazing touching prayer with a sing along version of stand with Governor Walker(also recorded because let's be real, would you want to spend a week at sea with Glen Shulfer?)
After this bit of inspiration you will have free time until 3:30 where everyone will get together and have a whitest legs contest! Winner will receive a personal phone call from Paul Ryan. He would have loved to attend this cruise but The Donald did not give him permission!
The next day, we will start out with our daily prayer and tribute song, followed by brunch so you have your energy for a full day of exploring Juneau. For a minimal fee, you can travel the Capital city with Trudi White, while mocking gays, protesting the local clerk for issuing same -sex marriage licenses and ending with a fried Chicken dinner on Sarah Palin's porch. Where people can listen to stories of how Jesus hated gays and if all goes well a sighting of a shirtless Vlad Putin (Raarrrrhhh).
We will be back on the ship in time for another quick swim and a reading from Unintimidated. Today's contest will be whoever can make up the tallest tale of how people tried to intimidate you and they were unsuccessful. Please no truth involved and it has to take place in WI. For people who purchase the VIP package, you will learn how to add violence into peaceful protesters all in the name of the Lord!
After morning prayer and ritual, Scott Walker will hold a quick reminder, to all involved(and in honor of Da Coach), that you can be a fan of any major sports team and still send him money!
After that much pandering we will be ready to check out beautiful Sitka. Today's contest will be the four people who have shown the biggest hatred of public employees and union members will get rewarded with a special deep sea fishing trip with The Governor. Guaranteed not to hear stories of how your lack of success out on the seas is Barack Obama's fault and if you were in Wisconsin your pole and bait would be working! Also not guaranteed to actually catch any fish!
We will come home to the highlight of the trip. We will hold a #Walker16 party, where we will be sampling different foods from county fairs around the country, drinking lots of beer, much more pandering and lots of shaking hands. The person with the best "I Love Scott Walker"sign will also win an autographed randomly sized Walker for President T-shirt and lapel pin!
The Brothers who we invited will be the entertainment at the party!
Participants will have a chance to walk on it, have your picture taken there and there will be a ritual before departing where we thank Saint Ronnie and then everyone just grabs money from their purse or wallet and randomly throws it into the sea(in the name of fiscal conservatism of course)!
When we get back to the ship we will be welcome with the fresh smell, in our newly remodeled kitchen of Scott Walker's Frosted Christmas Pecans! Do not worry if you have a nut allergy, as we will pray that away and please, whatever you do these are Christmas Pecans NOT Holiday pecans!
The winner of today's contest will be the person who can dress in the most Red, White and Blue to please God. We all know God is 100% pure American, through and through, so let us honor that on this special day! The winner will be given the honor of guest hosting the Vicki Mckenna show! Just a quick lesson on how to screech is all you will need, facts or knowledge of any subject you want to be an expert of not necessary!
VICTORIA, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA (August 18, 6:00 P.M.–11:59 P.M.)
Finally, our bittersweet last day. Yet as Christians we know:
Colossians 3:23-24 “Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ.”
Today is the day we put those idle hands and feet to work for our guest of honor Governor Scott Walker. They all laughed at him, when he brought this up as a legitimate issue in his campaign for President and today is the day we show the world, who gets the last laugh.
Everyone will be issued a shovel and we will build our own wall to keep Canada away from the US! No more open border access to the hockey playing, Poutine eating, Celine Dion fans. A Government is there to provide safety for the people and the nationalized health care, Maple syrup eating people who sent us Ryan Gosling need to be contained. Our Hero Scott Walker is just the National Security expert to do it and its up to us to help him!
After that home to get a good nights sleep and continue on doing the Lord's work of ridiculing gays, making fun of the homeless and lowering wages and taking healthcare away from people in your own community!
Thank you and God Bless, Looking forward to cruising with you!
Scott Walker has been falling further behind in the polls each time a new one comes out. In Iowa, a must win state for him, Walker has dropped to a distant third place.
In order to try to stop his nosedive into political obscurity, Walker decided to come out acting even tougher. First, he once again broke his campaign promise about not attacking other Republicans by attacking all of the Republicans in Washington, D.C.
“I am not intimidated by you, sir,” Walker said, pointing at Matthew Desmond, a 29-year-old Chicago activist with the left-wing political website Addicting Info, “or anyone else out there.
“I will fight for the American people over and over and over and over and over again. You want someone who’s tested? I’m right here. You can see it! This is what happened in Wisconsin. We will not back down. We will do what is necessary to defend the American people going forward.”
You know it was scripted because in almost no time, Walker's campaign came out with a press release and a YouTube video, albeit a tightly edited one.
Keep in mind that Walker was on a stage, surrounded by armed law enforcement officers. He was being nothing more than the snot-nosed little brat that throws taunts while hiding behind his big brother for protection.
But let's get real here for a minute.
Despite all of Walker's false macho rhetoric, he did not ever take any one on. And I'm not just referring to the fact that he actually ran away from the protesters in 2011 or that he made crap up to make him look tougher than he really is.
For the past five years, Walker has had a corporate controlled legislature that rubber stamped anything Walker wanted. He also had the backing of all the dark money groups, ranging from the Koch Broz operations to the Bradley Foundation. He also had a corporatized state supreme court that just OKed anything Walker did with no regard to the law or the constitution.
Walker had complete control of the state - or at least as much as his dark money overlords would allow him.
It was the people - the hard working people - of Wisconsin that took Walker on. It was the teachers. It was the librarians. It was the nurses. It was the social workers. It was the factory workers. It was the ironworkers. It was the steelworkers. It was the garbage men. It was the farmers. It was the firefighters. It was the mothers and fathers. It was the college students.
Hell, a lot of the people at the protests were not even union members. They were just people that knew right from wrong.
And as the above video shows, now it's not just people from Wisconsin, but from across the entire nation that is taking Walker on.
And the fact that the people are still taking it to him shows that he hasn't won anything.
Walker isn't a hero for the working people of Wisconsin or for America. He is nothing more than a petty tyrant who can only "lead" by acting like a cowardly bully.
What kind of leader can Walker possibly be if the only people that are following him are the ones carrying protest signs?
Scott Walker who had this to say about Mary Burke hiring a consultant to write policy for her:
Gov. Scott Walker said Monday it was "very disappointing" that Democrat
Mary Burke's campaign was again dealing with charges that it lifted
passages from others and used them in key policy documents.
The same Scott Walker who hired a ghostwriter to write his own AUTOBIOGRAPHY. I get that Mr. Walker is not the sharpest tool in the shed and probably does not have writing a book in him, but then he should not take credit for writing it(emphasis mine).
LARRY KUDLOW: This, too, is a Jack Kemp message. Kemp was a mentor of
mine. This, too, is a Reagan message. Would you go down that route? GOV.
SCOTT WALKER: He’s absolutely right. I– I write a chapter about it at
the tail end. If you haven’t gotten to the end yet, you should read it,
because that– that’s exactly what we talk about. That– that
middle-of-the-road center voters don’t just want us to move back and
forth on issues. They wanna see that we’re compassionate about all
people. It’s part of the message that– not just in the presidential
election but in state and local elections–
Nice way to show respect for the people who make our state run, especially when you are the elected Governor who promised to be the Governor for all people, not just those who voted for him.
Which is why this picture sums up the four years of Scott Walker's regime as well as any picture can!
People will complain that Scott Walker failed on his jobs promise(which he did miserably) BUT he kept the one promise he felt the most passion about!
And Gov. Scott Walker, who voted for the state’s ban and has been a
longtime opponent of gay marriage, dodged questions Friday about whether
he still supports the prohibition. He said he didn’t know whether the
ban would withstand legal challenges, and that he can’t judge that
because he’s not an attorney.
Walker also said he didn’t know how significant it would be for the state if gay marriage were to be legalized.
Scott Walker has been a "long time opponent" of gay marriage but "knows nothing" about it or how the ban effects the people of Wisconsin(the people he supposedly represents).
This is a career politician, who has run for Governor of Wisconsin three times and other elected offices numerous times and yet has no idea about gay marriage(one of the defining national issues of our day).
As Milwaukee County Executive he vetoed an effort to provide benefits to the same-sex partners of county workers. Did he do that not "knowing how significant it would be"? Scott Walker also vehemently supported the 2006 same-sex marriage amendment in Wisconsin. I wonder what he "didn't" know when he did that?
Now it looks like the federal judge is going to overturn Wisconsin's gay marriage ban(finally) and Scott Walker will direct JB Van Hollen(because he really cant function without direction) to spare no taxpayer expense in fighting the judge's decision to overturn.
I wonder if he will know how "significant it will be for our state" when he spends hundreds of thousands of dollars fighting to keep it illegal?
We know, because the republicans perpetually tell us, that the free market works and if there is no interest in someone's message, then the book will not get published and if it does then someone will lose their job.
As of this writing, Adrian Zackheim is still employed and Scott Walker is still not appealing to anyone.
Maybe the most honest way to market this going forward is
Uninterested: A Governor's Story That No One Cares About.
On Black Friday, Scott Walker sent out a fundraiser email that encouraged people to forgo buying their children toys for Christmas and just donating the money to his campaign instead. The fact that said email had caused him embarrassment on a national and international level has apparently caused him to rethink that approach.
A fleece pullover for $75 (talk about getting fleeced!)
An iPhone case for $35
They are also trying to peddle copies of his book. (It must not be selling too well. Or the Kochs reneged on their advanced purchase pledge.)
They have different options for the book as well. For just the book, it will run you $30. If you want it stamped with his autograph, that will cost you $75. But for the big spenders, you can get it not only signed but a personal message for a mere $150!
Of course, the smart shopper will just wait another week when they can go to the bookstore and get a copy out of the bargain bin for a dollar. The savvy shopper will also just scribble in the front cover with a crayon - being careful to misspell the words - and no one will believe it wasn't the genuine article.
For added giggles, Walker also included a link to his campaign blog where one can find an excerpt of his book - complete with misspellings:
Thing [sic] may look hopeless in Washington, D.C., but form where I sit in Wisconsin, the view is decidedly more hopeful and optimistic.
Here is a little reported fact: Outside the Washington beltway, big-government liberals are on the ropes, while conservative reformers are winning election and policy battles in state houses all across the country…
So the question is: Why are so many Republican governors and state legislators winning elections at a time when national Republicans are fairing so poorly?
The answer, in part, is that while Washington remains locked in endless battles that most Americans don't see as having much impact on their daily lives, Republicans leaders at the state level are offering big, bold, positive reforms that are relevant to the lives of our citizens.
Wait! What?! What does he mean "from where I sit in Wisconsin?" He's been jetting around the nation for the past three years to raise funds for his legal defense cooperation fund and for both his gubernatorial and presidential campaigns.
And as for the answer to why there are so many Republican governors and state legislators winning elections, well, I think that John Dough might be able to provide us with that information.
On a final note, if you want to buy a book called "Unintimidated," by all means go right ahead.
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