Friday, December 7, 2012

Those Must Be Some Damn Good Sammiches

Remember how Scott Walker told us that the state was broke and that drastic cuts had to be made?

In response, he slashed workers' pay and pulled hundreds of millions of dollars out of circulation so that his campaign donors could keep it safe in their safes. This in turned has tanked our economy and has cost us more jobs than just about any other state in the nation.

He also cut services which has had devastating results, including deaths of vulnerable citizens.

But through amazing prowess of his budgeting skills, he has found a half million dollars to do some renovation to the governor's mansion. But only to the kitchen.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Even though Walker doesn't have enough money to allow people access to healthcare, to give laid off workers unemployment compensation, to pay his own workers, he's got $500,000 to redo his kitchen.

And you thought Robin Vos was bad.

Those must be some really special sammiches he takes to work every day. Or maybe Tonette's chili is that special that she needs a kitchen worth more than most people's houses.

So remember, when you're wondering how you're going to pay the bills, feed your family and keep your house, Scott and Tonette are also roughing it. They could have had a million dollar kitchen.

The worst part of it is that he might not even be able to enjoy his new kitchen for long. Unless he gets a kitchen job in the prison he gets assigned to after John Doe is done with him.


  1. Tonette must have raised a lot of money at her croquet and used purse auction last year.

  2. The state is broke but the farless/clueless leader gives up nothing

  3. It's difficult for me to be appalled by anything that Governor Jailbait does, but I am truly shocked, dismayed, outraged, disgusted, repelled, revolted, and sickened by this display of conservative fiscal irresponsibility. I need a new thesaurus with which to express my complete outrage.

  4. Said Tonette, adjusting her tiara: "Let them eat cake."

  5. Need to make pot roast for TONette