Monday, September 3, 2012

Give Paul Ryan Some Credit!

Capper wrote recently about Paul Ryan (R - Wall St), and his slight exaggeration of his marathon time. Andy Borowitz has been writing non stop about Paul Ryan's accomplishments

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a dramatic narrative that could upstage this week’s Democratic National Convention, Rep. Paul Ryan (R., Wisc.) gave reporters today a detailed account of the fateful day he killed Osama bin Laden.
So I think, since we all know and love Paul Ryan and his accomplishments, tell us your favorite!   

My personal favorite is when he won the iditarod back in the 90's and the 7 Gold Medals in the 1972 Olympics.....

Rumor has it Disney has bought the rights to his life, to star in the World's Greatest Athlete Sequel!


  1. I am impressed with the way he found the cure for polio and manually landed Curiosity on Mars, but still had time to save five children from drowning before dinner.

  2. You guys, come on. Lest we not forget about the great Antartic rescue while saving the seals and polar bears, on his way back from the Australian outback where he ran cross country? Of course, this was after he helped to stop the nuclear reactors in Fukushima. And really, let's not overlook his accomplishments in helping to kill Osama Bin Laden. Geez, give the guy credit where credit is due would ya?