Walker tries out the new "destroy-the-economy" arcade game, it simulates a bulldozer tearing down a public service department or librul company of your choice so you can actually feel the destruction as if you were personally there! Walker said of the game "It felt like I was there, they even had a circle of solidarity singers I could teach a lesson to. It was much more satisfying than I imagined!" The Republican Legislature ordered 5 for team-building exercises. Said Robin Vos, "Only fleebaggers and RINOs can't see the value in this training tool, I mean simulation game."
Scott Walker: Bulldozing Good Government
ReplyDeleteAfter his release from prison, Scott Walker now works for Ed's Pretty Good Excavating as a backhoe operator.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....these shifters kinda feel like the Koch brothers.
ReplyDeleteMove the arm of government the way I tell you boy! I expect alot for my money!!
ReplyDeleteDrop that bucket, NOW, where's your union card?
ReplyDeleteYou need the big equipment to spread all of Walker's bullshit.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Cathy? I've got to spread this s--t somewhere or Herr Environmental won't pay us.
ReplyDelete"Sure it'll work, but how are you going to get this machine inside the prison?"
ReplyDeleteWalker on work-release learning how to trash things with big machinery.
ReplyDeleteWalker tries out the new "destroy-the-economy" arcade game, it simulates a bulldozer tearing down a public service department or librul company of your choice so you can actually feel the destruction as if you were personally there! Walker said of the game "It felt like I was there, they even had a circle of solidarity singers I could teach a lesson to. It was much more satisfying than I imagined!" The Republican Legislature ordered 5 for team-building exercises. Said Robin Vos, "Only fleebaggers and RINOs can't see the value in this training tool, I mean simulation game."
ReplyDeleteI'm the governor, dammit! If I want to say "Vroom, vroom!" instead of making rumbling noises, I will!
ReplyDeleteBut I do know where the bodies are.
ReplyDelete"So, I can lift the dumpster-o-fun with this thing and cart it off to my home in Wauwatosa, where I can have a big bonfire?"
ReplyDelete"I'm like a surgeon with the wrecking-ball, you know".
ReplyDeleteJohn Doe, seen here digging a grave large enough to fit his enormous ego.
Which way to Capper's house?
LOL! Now that's fun...Hey wait, what's that noise?!
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