Sunday, January 13, 2013

Paul Ryan: King of the Zygotes

By Jeff Simpson

And Friend to rapists everywhere!  

Paul Ryan (R - Ayn Rand), never really toned down his act when he ran for vice president, he just refused to answer most questions!

 The republican whiz kid, was able to hold his seat to become part of the republican minority, thanks to the white hoods of Waukesha County.  The fact that Ryan lost his home district, home town, home block and even home street, did not stop Pink Slip Paulie from heading right back to the far right extreme.   

Remember, this is the guy who thinks that Rape is JUST another type of conception:

Yes this paul ryan, is not only back, he has doubled down:

ryan has cosponsored a bill to give Human Zygotes legal rights

The personhood bill, first introduced in 2011 by Rep. Paul Broun (R-Ga.) and reintroduced by Broun last week, specifies that a "one-celled human embryo," even before it implants in the uterus to create a pregnancy, should be granted "all the legal and constitutional attributes and privileges of personhood."
 The amazing thing about this bill(more than the fact it only has 17 cosponsors total) is:

 The bill died in the House of Representatives in 2011, when a record number of anti-abortion bills were being passed, and it is equally unlikely to advance this year. The Oklahoma Supreme Court struck down a state personhood initiative in 2012, deeming it "clearly unconstitutional" because it blocks a woman's legal right to have an abortion.

Too extreme for Missouri and Oklahoma and Pauli is standing at the forefront leading this issue.  It would be sad, except he was rewarded for it!  

Paul unfortunately is not happy just being extreme on rape he has to continue on by showing his disdain for all women...(Yes it is not just American victims of natural disasters he despises) see the "Sanctity for Human Life" bill that we are discussing here and it turns out the bill should be named "lets give parental rights to rapists" bill: 

In an unsurprising turn of events, Ryan has signed on as cosponsor to the Sanctity of Human Life Act again. The original bill — which declares that life begins with fertilization, and would give states the right to ban all abortion, even in the cases involving incest, rape, or the life of the mother — thankfully died in Congress in 2011.

But now it's baaaaack, which is scary because not only is the above terrifying, there's all sorts of other creepy shit hidden in this monster. Like, if a woman who was raped in a state that banned abortions went to a state that didn't ban abortions and had an abortion? Her rapist could theoretically sue to stop the abortion from happening, and probably win. And it doesn't stop there with the reproductive weirdness, if passed, it'll probably make many forms of IVF illegal.

By the way, for those keeping score at home -

Number of JOBS bills Ryan has cosponsored = 0

Once the righties found out about this provision, they then invited him to be the keynote speaker at republican Comic-Con.  This years event will feature a bunch of white male republicans pretending they are not running for president in 2016

One last heads up in the ever crazy game of, what bad is paul ryan bringing to WI now - be on the lookout this week for a few hundred very misinformed people in the southeast section of our state.  Seems the Racine tea party had a "healthcare exchange information session" .   

Which is a noble cause, the problem is, because of the NFL playoffs, they could not get anyone to come who understood what Healthcare  Exchanges mean to you, so they had to settle for Paul Ryan, Robin Vos, Leah Vukmir and Vicky Pyzynsky!   Expect alot of loud, angry, bitter people running around the Racine area, telling us things that just are not true about Obamacare.  

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