Sure, you had no problem doing it when you were a flunky in Marguette, but now that you're a governor you don't do special "favors" anymore? No worries Scott, you still let me squeeze your tight butt, and that's what I love the most about you.
WALKER: You're gonna have to pucker up even tighter. My wee-little-winky will get lost in that massive orifice between your puffy cheek pouches and your flabulous triple chin!
But you will be able to get the entire package in there, bag and all!
WALKER: You won't tell david koch that I sucked on your joystick too, will you? He never lets me put mine in his mouth like I let him put HIS in my mouth.
WALKER: My little penis will never be able to plug-up your huge-ass butt, but we could wrap it up with layers of masking tape and add a few inches of girth.
Walker: You squeeze my balls so well, let me return the favor! Ah hell -- just just teabag!
ReplyDeletewalker: Nope, no subpoenas down there.
ReplyDeleteGrothman: I'd kiss you on the lips, but my mom only lets me do that to her.
ReplyDeleteSure, you had no problem doing it when you were a flunky in Marguette, but now that you're a governor you don't do special "favors" anymore? No worries Scott, you still let me squeeze your tight butt, and that's what I love the most about you.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's number 250,000. Just like high school, handjobs count.
ReplyDeleteWALKER: You're gonna have to pucker up even tighter. My wee-little-winky will get lost in that massive orifice between your puffy cheek pouches and your flabulous triple chin!
ReplyDeleteBut you will be able to get the entire package in there, bag and all!
just leave the money on the dresser glen
ReplyDeleteWALKER: You won't tell david koch that I sucked on your joystick too, will you? He never lets me put mine in his mouth like I let him put HIS in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteWALKER: Is it still called a "french kiss" if you put that tongue in my anus?
ReplyDeleteWALKER: Can you help me? I have a woody now.
ReplyDeleteWALKER: Your finger probes deeper than my proctologist and you do it for fun!
ReplyDeleteWALKER: My little penis will never be able to plug-up your huge-ass butt, but we could wrap it up with layers of masking tape and add a few inches of girth.
ReplyDeleteWALKER: Damn, man -- how many rubber ducks does it take to tighten up traffic on your hershey's highway?
ReplyDeleteThose duckies are so much bigger than my tiny little man-part.
WALKER: Your lips look just like your anus!
ReplyDeleteDo I have to worry about sudden exposions of santorum like what you just had down on the other end of ya?
Sure was nice of ricky to let us use his name for that frothy stinky crap.
"We love you Women"!
ReplyDeleteWow Glen- is that your mother's pot roast I smell on your breath.
ReplyDeleteKiss me, Scott, like my mother kisses me!
ReplyDeletewinner!
DeleteUmpgh.... That's not my fanny Wanny.
ReplyDeleteGrothman: C'mon you owe me for being a bigger ass than you this week, just one little kiss.
ReplyDeleteI'm unemployed since my Senate recall loss to John Lehman. Please appoint me to to one of your new patronage jobs?
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