Saturday, July 11, 2015

Scott Walker Pushes Marriage Boundaries

By Jeff Simpson

Scott Walker, never the brightest bulb on the tree, once again proves that Social media and the English language are NOT his friends.

Here is his Instagram account:


scottwalker

Verified

Scott Walker

 Wisconsin's 45th Governor - Loving husband to wife Tonette and two sons Matt & Alex - Dedicated #Badgers and #Packers fan - #HarleyDavidsonenthusiast scottwalker.com


Apparently, without us knowing he is not only married to Tonette but also to his two sons.  I would have thought he was "the father of" Matt and Alex but he appears to be married to them.

Who knew that was now legal in WI?

On the positive side though, he has vaulted up the polls in Alabama and Mississippi!

8 comments:

  1. You guys are the best, but this post is lame.

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    1. The point is, this guy thinks he can be president yet he cant even write 144 characters without looking foolish.

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    2. Sadly, he doesn't need to write anything to look foolish.

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  2. The "loving husband of" sounds like it belongs in an obituary.

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  3. Isn't that "family picture" one that Walker did for the homophobic haters at NOM?

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    1. This dude has very poor language skills. one’s degree of skill with one’s language are actually scientifically linked to one’s ability to engage in abstract thinking. So, as a post critiquing Walker, it’s a little lame when you consider that it is his socio-patholgy that will kill millions if he ever obtains real power, but it still serves as a example of what a one dimensional dolt he is.

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  5. Let's eat Grandma.

    Let's eat, Grandma.

    Commas save lives.

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