Sunday, January 29, 2012

If It Isn't A Mink, There Is No Link

Surprisingly, this story isn't from Sheboygan:
The victim said that a man burst into his apartment. When the victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" police said the attacker said, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

Neither man was right. Authorities say the carcass was a mink.
Even funnier is the source who offers their own assessment of the story from a legal point of view.

H/T to the future Royal Barrister, if she ever finishes law school at UW-Madison.

1 comment:

  1. Have you ever seen a marten up close and personal. They are BIG.

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