Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Dear Mrs. Kleefisch

By Jeff Simpson

We at CogDis were given the most recent note that was sent home to the Kleefisch family by their teacher:

Dear Mrs. Kleefisch,

Now that your son Joey has hopefully learned his lesson that plagiarism is wrong, I wanted to send along a note of encouragement.  Joey has been trying so hard, and I have enclosed his latest English assignment.   It is cute and he really like the "elf on the shelf" that you hide for him every morning.  I recommend that we just keep encouraging him and he should be writing at grade level soon.

Happy Holidays

Joey's 4th Grade Teacher 

Here is Joey's latest  writing project:

Tweet Joey words of encouragement here @repkleefisch

1 comment:

  1. Hmmm.... Joel's "essay" seems quite Freudian! Is he worried he (or his Tea Party evangelical Christian followers) will be captured on video breaking the law (or voting for someone ELSE on the Assembly Floor)???

    Seems the type of thing that a man guilty of legislative voter fraud might say.