Sunday, June 8, 2014

Happy Birthday Joel


 

This from Facebook

Governor Walker just called to wish me a happy birthday; what an honor!
It's Joel's Birthday. 


Happy Birthday Joel Kleefisch! 

My question to you is -  who should call him next and what should they say?  

11 comments:

  1. Not a zombie look -- drunk -- absolutely sh!t-faced!

    This is the normal state-of-affairs. He shows up to legislative sessions bombed out of his mind and barely able to walk. This is against the law in Wisconsin (to vote on bills inebriated) but laws mean nothing to repugs.

    Watch this YouTube of Kleefisch Drunk as a skunk. I was there when this vid was shot -- his breath could have dropped a bull moose.

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  2. Does he hate his wife like Scooter?

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  3. I bet the Herr Environmental folks have an extra gift for their man Joel. Free excrement for all in Cooney!

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  4. Maybe Julaine Appling will call and ask him to be her best man.

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  5. Dear Shitfaced Joe,

    Fat, drunk and stupid is the not the way to go through life.

    Sincerely,

    Bill Kramer

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  6. Two dads sent you another text?

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  7. I'd rather catch the clap than get a call from that slimeball.

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  8. he'll tease you
    he'll unease you
    Just to please ya
    he's got Adam Lanza eyes

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  9. Happy Birthday Joey, Thanks for Nothing!!
    Mr. Eisenga

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  10. Honor? Robo birthday call dumbass.

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