Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Hey Scott, I See The Signs!

By Jeff Simpson

Scott Walker was doing what he does best recently, campaigning out of state and telling tall tales. This time to a Christian media convention:

He told a Christian Media Convention in Tennessee that he has not yet decided whether to run for president.  He told the crowd that he's waiting on a sign from a higher power. He says it takes a certain kind of person to want to be president. 
Governor Walker says, "You've got to be crazy to want to be president of the United States. You've got to be crazy. When you look at what it does to a person and a family - you've got to be crazy."
Apparently, the fact that he is the only person in America to have their political organization open up campaign offices in Iowa and New Hampshire (the first two Presidential Primary states) is not sign enough.   

I guess Mr. Walker was speaking in tongues when he learned about the 9th and 10th Commandments.  


  1. Well isn't that perfect? He IS crazy!

  2. If crazy is the criteria .....he's certainly qualified.

  3. He said "crazy" three times. Doesn't Walker run the risk of summoning Beetlejuice from Hell, or something equally foul?

    1. Thats what he has to do every so often to keep Keith Gilkes here and working on his campaign.

  4. Just dust off the same exact "I BELIEVE" Signs that Rmoney and bush used, (Jimmy swaggart as well) Call up the dipchit from Alaska . And Dang ! We gots are selves a amurikkkkun Revival meetin !

  5. The highest power for Walker is the almighty buck. God does not pay so well. When George, Abe, Alex, Andy and Ben show up by the millions and millions and millions, Scotty will hear the calling. For those who contribute, words of warning. Fools and their money are soon parted. See Sarah Palin legacy for details.

  6. I saw the clip of Walker speaking crazy speak. He is toast. Game over, kiss his silly presidential aspirations goodbye. Not ready for prime time, nut case, face plant, NOOB Governor Stupid from Wisconsin...fail. I mean flat out wide eyed deer in the headlights crazy fail.

  7. Presidential Primary Campaign Sign: I Punt With Walker.