Friday, September 27, 2013

Andre the Duck


By Jeff Simpson

Andre Jacque has taken time out of his battle to give fetus's and zygote's driving privileges to take up another very important fight( No it is not jobs, don't be silly).  Andre Jacque has signed up to fight for rubber duckies everywhere!   

MADISON (WKOW) -- A Wisconsin lawmaker is proposing to legalize plastic duck races.
State Rep. Andre Jacque circulated a proposal Thursday to legalize the races. 

Non-profit organizations commonly race the little plastic ducks with numbers on the bottom as fundraisers. Participants usually buy a raffle ticket corresponding with a duck's number. The first to float across the finish line wins.

Without Ernie Jacques support rubber duckies all over the world would be in danger.  


1 comment:

  1. I'm surprised Jacque hasn't eaten all the rubber ducks.