Thursday, May 23, 2013

Proof Of Extraterrestrials Found In Fitzwalkerstan!

Holy crop circles, Batman!


Try to caption Walker's combover.

9 comments:

  1. Walker's administration insists his hair creation numbers are better than ever!

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  2. Scott Walker says, "I bet capper writes a meaningless post mocking me and, as ususl, misses the real story. Wisconsin is my oyster because the few that might actually publish real news and analysis do not know the difference between an issue and a distraction!"

    And they call ME stooooopid!

    It is really just too easy here -- gonna have to pack up my koch-bro road show and take it to DC and folks like capper are going to make it easy!

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  3. Oh, please, oh please, let it be alopecia areata!

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  4. Wow, we're really stooping to new lows since the recall. We're really children who think dim joyle's chrome dome is superb.

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  5. Hey, check out this story about rats being fitted with sensors on the tops of their heads in order to communicate with other rats via the Internet! The rat in the photo looks familar!And I betcha it leaves one heck of a bald patch... I'm just sayin' http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Science/2013/02/28/20615686.html

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  6. And now...Our Governor...Spot Walker!!!
    Buwahahahahaha

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  7. Heres hoping a Sand Hill Crane flies right over and-splat-!

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  8. Relax. That's only the trap door where they pour in the Koch.

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  9. At his current rate of hair loss, Walker is going to need to make some hair decisions for the 2016 elections. He can't go from a combover of jet black hair to a shaved head look in the middle of his White House run. The knuckle draggers wouldn't recognize him.

    It will be amusing to see how he handles it. He is kind of trapped because with his facial features and expressions, most "balding friendly" hairstyles will make his appearance just be too odd to get people to take him seriously. Hair matters.

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